Bad Meat Blues
Cheap meat chunks hurl down dark drains
Cramping on ceramic swearing never again
If it walks like a duck and if it smells like a fish
If it costs half a fuck magic bean dream wish
This is no bargain peppersteak dish
It’s the Bad Meat Blues
It’s the Bad Meat Blues
It’s the Bad Fuckin’ Meat Blues for who’s
Ever stupid enough to swallow the crap
That The Cat that launched a thousand plate raids
Loves a bad Chinese meal bin invade
Now can’t find the inclination to air a nose near
Full on tail flick feline disdain steer clear
Of the Bad Meat Blues
It’s the Bad Meat Blues
It’s the Bad Fuckin’ Meat Blues it brews
Nasty gastrointestinal drive-thru spews
Crusting to the innards of the bowl
So crawl & mince & bone & roll
Retch retch against the dying of the light
Bad Meat Blues uptight gut night
