Posts Tagged ‘poem’
15
Oct
Posted by These Were Humans in Dark Humour, Doggerel, humor, humour, Poem, Poetry, Uncategorized. Tagged: author, authority, comic poem, doggerel, failure, in the red, novella, poem, poetry, silly, teacher, teaching writing, writing. Leave a comment
I tried to be an author once.
I chain- smoked cigarettes and didn’t pay my gambling debts
I Nursed a drinking problem, watched it blossom by the bottle.
I wrote a bad novella in which everybody dies
I pretended not to care about award and praise and prize.
I cut back on exposition, wrote about a magic kitten.
But the bastards wouldn’t buy the book; they called it overwritten.
Now, in the red and all unread I have to earn to make the rent
There’s little that I’m trained to do… except teach writing tricks to you.
14
Mar
Posted by These Were Humans in humor, humour, Poem, Poetry, silliness, Uncategorized. Tagged: doggerel, fish, fishing, Frankenstein, Fun, humour, Mary shelley, monster fish, nonsense, Percy Bysshe Shelley, percy shelley, poem, poetry, Shelley, silliness. Leave a comment
Percy Bysshe caught a monster fish,
And he brought it home to Mary.
Said she, “I just wrote Frankenstein,
Your foolish fish don’t scare me.”
4
Oct
Posted by These Were Humans in Doggerel, Poem, Poetry, rant, writing. Tagged: doggerel, fuck, life, poem, poetry, rant. Leave a comment
Who fucked it?
My generation?
Your generation?
The Who’s generation?
The ones who want salvation?
Who cares, really, who?
Michael Jackson & McDonald’s
And your goddamn stupid wedding
Fucked it.
Shit.
Every soul who didn’t stroll,
Got in a car or a plane instead of a train
FUCKED IT.
The barrista fucked it too,
Serving you.
Me and my booze fucked it.
Existentialist fucking analysts fucked it.
Fuck it.
I’m writing fuckalot.
Fuck that too.
FUCK ME
FUCK THEM
FUCK THE WHO
FUCK THE LIES
FUCK WHATS TRUE
FUCK LIFE
FUCK SUPERGLUE
No, really, we love superglue.
It binds shit together,
Just like it was new.
And sitcoms and sometimes
A trip to the zoo;
And movies and art,
That sometimes get through
To the part that thinks FUCK
And says “Hey, fuck you too.”
1
Oct
Posted by These Were Humans in lost for words, Poem, Poetry, words. Tagged: lost for words, poem, poetry, sad, words. Leave a comment
Where are the words?
Not the assonance alliteration,
Rhyme or repetition.
The fine words.
I mean the words to say out loud to you,
Words that might be true.
Though, they’re just opinion.
Probably.
I feel dumb.
Not allowed… by me.
Not able, face to face, to articulate.
An idiot.
Stupid and scared.
Where the fuck are those fucking words?
26
Sep
Posted by These Were Humans in Doggerel, Poem, Poetry, writing. Tagged: poem, poetry, shit, the shit, writing. Leave a comment
Most that you write
It’s gonna be shit.
There’s a start & an end
& a SHITE! middle bit…
Most that you write
It’s gonna be shit.
But, that doesn’t mean
There won’t be a bit
Out of what you might write
That might just be THE SHIT!
25
Sep
Posted by These Were Humans in adulthood, breakup, fakery, Poem, Poetry, relationships. Tagged: adulthood, breakup, fear, poem, poetry, scares. Leave a comment
So. Man?
You ran from a prostitute in Amsterdam
Back then.
And the idea of kids still scares you too.
Electric cigarette. Wham Bam.
Getting older
And a bit aloner
Long time man?
Boy girl middle age breakup.
No mortgage, not normal.
Day job fakeup.
Scares of not having
The things that normals bring
To the table of that
Boy, man, middle age wakeup.
21
Sep
Posted by These Were Humans in drifting, endings, love, Poem, Poetry, relationships, sex, time. Tagged: endings, love, poem, relationships, time. Leave a comment
All those years
Of love and hate and broken plates.
Sex and tears.
Piss and vinegar.
Early morning tea making,
And the TV!
Movies we watched through-
Good and bad. Me and you.
Best sex. Less sex. No sex.
Sad but through.
15
Sep
Posted by These Were Humans in Poem, Poetry. Tagged: poem, primal scream, robert young. Leave a comment
Loaded was one of the first things I pianoed.
Something about it sympathised.
Later than everyone else, I screamadelicised.
Tried to convert my metal mates over rizla king size.
I remember the time when someone said:
‘Hey, this sounds good even when you’re not off your head’
It felt like a personal victory, of my taste at least.
Moving on Up indeed.
We both jumped from bass into guitar,
You had Les, I got a jaguar.
You, however, made the better fist
I cried at your slide when I was pissed.
And now, that’s it. Nothing left to do
But spin Swastika Eyes
And pray thank you.
12
Sep
Posted by These Were Humans in cats, Dark Humour, Doggerel, food poisoning, gastrointestinal, humour, illness, Poem, Poetry. Tagged: bad meat blues, bloodshottery, cat, food poisoning, gastrointestinal, humour, pain, poem, poetry, sick, vomit. Leave a comment
Bad Meat Blues
Cheap meat chunks hurl down dark drains
Cramping on ceramic swearing never again
If it walks like a duck and if it smells like a fish
If it costs half a fuck magic bean dream wish
This is no bargain peppersteak dish
It’s the Bad Meat Blues
It’s the Bad Meat Blues
It’s the Bad Fuckin’ Meat Blues for who’s
Ever stupid enough to swallow the crap
That The Cat that launched a thousand plate raids
Loves a bad Chinese meal bin invade
Now can’t find the inclination to air a nose near
Full on tail flick feline disdain steer clear
Of the Bad Meat Blues
It’s the Bad Meat Blues
It’s the Bad Fuckin’ Meat Blues it brews
Nasty gastrointestinal drive-thru spews
Crusting to the innards of the bowl
So crawl & mince & bone & roll
Retch retch against the dying of the light
Bad Meat Blues uptight gut night
11
Dec
Posted by These Were Humans in Uncategorized. Tagged: bad, buy, capitalism, dark, doggerel, end of days, foolish, geezus, goat, grot, humour, junk, marx, materialism, poem, poetry, rubbish, sale, sell, silly, stuff. Leave a comment
We have simple solutions to complex problems,
And special offers on shop-soiled pogroms.
Loved up teens, drugged up queens,
Unspeakable, uneatable tins of killer beans.
There’s an imperfect present and an irregular past,
A melted sugar daddy with his trousers at half mast.
Former suffragettes smoking menthol cigarettes,
Ramekins, mandarins, a pixie and some elves.
We have a bust of Nero fiddling with his fiddle while Rome burned,
And the orchestra that played while the Titanic nudged her ‘berg.
Libertarian librarians, over eager with their stamps,
And a lovely Lux Interior, really rather good with Cramps.
Our prices really must be perceived to be believed,
And the invisible ink they’re written in is marvellous indeed.
We’ve got magpies in all numbers to cover every known event,
Endorsed by the office of births, marriages & deaths.
Imaginary sanitary towels for transvestites and
Computers made of pewter that are loved by all the luddites.
Solicitors and barristers- briefs of the utmost brevity,
Greek grammars which, admittedly, won’t provide much levity.
Mills and pieces, bits of weevils, olde timey handloom weavers,
Machines for executions and penal codes for beavers.
We have principal objections against the introduction
Of all the aforementioned and a vacuum with no suction.